Just a subtle suggestion if you happen to find yourself worshipping the porcelain god:
So if you thought you saw this before, you probably were not crazy.
I actually did take this picture, at a Dunkin Donuts in Brooklyn.
Proselytizing to Drunk People?
Don't you think that you're a bit exagerating ? Because I don't think Dunkin Donuts sells that many alcohol beverages in their store.
Does this have something to do with being drunk and vomiting? Sorry but I totally don't get it.
I had a roommate when I was in college who used to come home regularly very drunk and puked into the toilet – or he tried to. I came up with the idea to tape a picture of Jesus to the bottom of the toilet seat so that he wouldn't bow down in front of the toilet anymore.
I never implemented this quick little idea of mine for a variety of reasons: 1. It's highly offensive 2. Where else would he go instead of the Toilet? 3. It doesn't deal with the problem.
Originally posted: December 5, 2011 at 3:00 PM
But "getting junk food at 2am" is in the Top 5 Things Drunk People Do, and Dunking Donuts fits that bill.
Don't take the post so seriously, it was meant to be funny 😛
Originally posted: December 6, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Yes, that's the joke. Though it would make great, subconscious prostelyzation because the idea of "church" would be implanted in their minds, attached to the one positive thing in their awful experience (finding a toilet when so sick). But they usually wouldn't remember the episode, so the little idea of "church" would be dangling in their mind with some positive association of salvation…
I overthink things sometimes.