Reason #827 You Know You’re Crazy: You’re drowning in Jewish acronyms, but eventually they begin to make sense. Some of the acronyms I’ve found to be the most common include… B”H: Baruch HaShem. Thank G-d. B”H: B’Ezrat/Ezer HaShem. Means “With G-d’s help.” Some people write this at the top of letters/emails. BS”D: B’si’ata d’shmaya. Means […]
Reason #237 You Know You’re Crazy: You Have a Love/Hate Relationship with Jewish Geography
Reason #237 You Know You’re Crazy: You Have a Love/Hate Relationship with Jewish Geography. As for me, I have an unnatural love of Jewish Geography. I’m not athletic or competitive in general, but Jewish Geography gets my competitiveness going. I really get into it. I get really excited knowing that I know Jews all over […]
Shabbat Shalom, Ya’ll!
Nothing too big going on in my world today. Just looking forward to the peace of Shabbat! I could use it! However, this Shabbos is going to be either totally awesome or a little painful because I’m starting a new book: the Kosher Kitchen by Rabbi Forst. I think it’s only meant to be a […]
Reason #97 You Know You’re Crazy: Orthodoxy Has Tripled Your Meat Consumption
Reason #97 You Know You’re Crazy: I don’t know why this is, but most of the converts I know eat very little meat, if at all. Yet, by becoming orthodox, orthodoxy at least triples your meat consumption. That’s how it was with me. I only ate meat in restaurants before I became kosher-observant. (My conservative […]
Reason #643 You Know You’re Crazy: Developing the Starbucks Habit
Reason #643 You Know You’re Crazy: If you live in an area without kosher restaurants, you develop a heinous Starbucks habit. Starbucks is the only “kosher” place I can go in town. Sure, the food isn’t kosher, but many of the drinks are! (Please check with your LOR and rabbinic websites to find out which. […]
Management Update: Chavi is learning how Blogspot works
So…I’m trying to learn how Blogspot works. I have to say, it’s pretty amazing. I have used LiveJournal, and this is the space-age compared to LJ! I finally figured out how to schedule posts for the future, so now postings will arrive as a regularly scheduled thing. I have one post scheduled for 7am Pacific […]
My Parents Have No Idea What I’ve Gotten Them Into by Converting to Orthodox Judaism
My parents have no idea what I’ve gotten them into. My dad reads this blog, so he knows that I’ve told him this phrase so many times over the last few years. They just have no idea. But to their credit, they’re willing to go with the flow and deal with the problems when they […]
Reason #2,421 You Know You’re Crazy: Judaism Makes You Go to Law School
Reason #2,421 You Know You’re Crazy: You decide you’d like law school because you really like Talmud-based classes. And then you actually go to law school.
The Question on Everyone Else’s Mind When Talking to Converts
The Question on Everyone Else’s Mind When Talking to Converts (especially female converts)… “So…who’re you converting for?” I suppose I’m not totally one to talk since I’m technically a stereotype. Yes, an ex-boyfriend brought me to the Jewish people, at least initially (and much to his dismay). However, he didn’t remain in the picture long […]
You Know You’ve Made It When Someone Mistakes You for a Born Jew!
It seems like all converts wait for the day when they won’t stand out. I’ve always been a stand-out kind of person (and I generally like it), but I’m amazed that I get happy at the idea of blending in somewhere. Aka, being mistaken for a born Jew. Unfortunately, this goal is less likely for […]